Corporate Mergers

for the

New Millenium

Guess! Jeans and Yahoo...Guess Hoo?

Springmaid Linens and Rolls Royce...Spring Rolls.

All Laundry Detergent, Ty Inc., and Upjohn Pharmaceuticals...All Ty'ed Up.

American Airlines and Marie Callendar's....American Pie.

French's Mustard and Fry's Electronics...French Fry's

Disney Studios and Webster's Dictionary....A Disney Spell (kinda mickey mouse, if you ask me!)

Justborn Candies and Kidde Fire Extinguishers...Just Kiddeing.

Nickelodeon and Timex watches...Nick of Time.

Summerfield Hotels, Overeaters Anonymous, and Rainbow Vacuum Cleaners...Summer Over the Rainbow.

Lucent Technologies and Canon...Luce Canon.

Roto-Rooter and Budweiser...Root Beer.

Franklin Covey and Steinway Pianos...Frank n' Stein.

Kohler Fixtures and Amazon.com...Kohlering Books.

Royal Foods and Windex....Royal Pane(in the gl...)

Fuller Brush and Black & Decker...Fuller Deck.

U.P.S, See's Candy, and Dazey Air Guns...U.P.See Dazey.

Heinz and Dr. Scholl's...Catsup, Doc?

Woolworth and Payless Shoes...WorthLess.

WalMart and F.T.D....WalFlowers.

Forest Lawn and B.F.I. Recycling...Forest Dump.

Motel 6 and Hewlett Packard...Six-Pack

Circuit City and Charles Schultz...Circuits Peanuts.