Pearly Gates Stories |
Three
Presbyterians (or whatever) arrive at the Pearly Gates St. Peter laments the state of religious education. The
second says it must be the day in July when we set off fireworks
and St. Peter is even more disappointed. The
third describes the entrance into Jerusalem, the Last Supper,
the St.
Peter is really encouraged and happy, until the supplicant explains |
A man dies and goes to heaven.
Of course, St. Peter meets him at the St. Peter says, "Here's how
it works. You need 100 points to make it "Okay," the man says, "I was married to the same woman for 50 years and never cheated on her, even in my heart." "That's wonderful," says St. Peter, "that's worth three points!" "Three points?" he says.
"Well, I attended church all my life and "Terrific!" says St. Peter, "that's certainly worth a point." "One point? Golly. How about
this: I started a soup kitchen in my city "Fantastic, that's good for two more points," he says. "TWO POINTS!!" the man
cries, "At this rate the only way I get into "Come on in!" |
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